Glen Quagmire

Glen Quagmire is a character from Fox's Family Guy cartoon. He is quite probably the most perverted character ever to make it onto network television. He is the next door neighbor, and beloved friend, of Peter Griffin (even though he frequently spies and fantisizes about his wife). When he is not hanging out with the guys, Quagmire is often seen trying to get with chicks, whether it's a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll.

Despite the show's cancellation, he has developed a cult following.

He is immune to Mace, presumably from it being used on him so often.

Quagmire's house is ahead of its time and has multiple electronic advancements, including a full revolving bar inside so he never has to go to a bar to pick up chicks.

Quotes

Alllllright.

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through.

Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a swedish girly girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
Face it Peter, you're an easy mark. You couldn't be more of a sucker if you were wrapped in plastic with a stick coming out of your ass.
HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN... well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass.
Let's blow this sausage fest and hit the international house of tail.
Hey, Pedro, we're heading down to The Drunken Clam for a couple of beers, and I'm gonna shake the lady tree and see what falls out.
Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I
Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?
Hey baby, are you a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you.
If I could rearrange the dictionary I'd put U and I together
(On walking in on a nude Peter and Lois) Hey Peter, Lois, whoa..... You guys got a towel?
(On answering the door almost naked) Hey, sorry Lois. I didn't mean to point
(On finding a cheerleader tied up in the mens' bathroom) Dear Diary.. Jackpot!
Hey everybody, I was just jerki....ed out of a sound sleep.