The Fast Show
The Fast Show is a BBC comedy sketch program which ran from 1994 to 2000. It also produced two national tours, the first in 1998 with the cast of the BBC spoof quiz show Shooting Stars, and the second being their 'Farewell Tour' in 2002. It was very loosely structured and relied heavily on character comedy, long-running gags, and endless catchphrases which would be repeated across the nation the morning after each show was aired.Many catchphrases from the programme have entered use in the English language, and many of the comedians have now become household names: Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Simon Day, Mark Williams, John Thomson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne. Aherne starred in all three series, but did not appear in The Last Fast Show Ever, presumably because of her commitment to the BBC sitcom The Royle Family.
The show featured many famous characters, including:
- Jesse (Mark Williams) and his strange diets, fashion tastes and experiments.
- Bob Fleming (Charlie Higson), the host of Country Matters, who has an extremely bad cough, along with his friends; sneezing Clive Tucker; hiccupping Murtagh Blethyn; and, of course, Jed Thomas (Paul Whitehouse), the man who can't stop saying "ARSE!"
- Rowley Birkin QC (Whitehouse), drunk old upper class man telling stories by the fire
- Competitive Dad. (Simon Day)
- No Offence, a rude South African department store cosmetics sales woman. (Arabella Weir)
- Ted & Ralph (Higson & Whitehouse) - country squire Lord Ralph Mayhew attempts to strike up an intimate relationship with his estate worker Ted.
- Dave Angel, Eco-Warrior. (Simon Day)
- Friendly but naked newlyweds. (Higson & Weir)
- Chanel 9, foreign television channel based on a combination of languages.
- Brilliant Kid. (Whitehouse)
- Colin Hunt, unfunny office practical joker. (Higson)
- Arthur Atkinson, parody of 1940s music hall entertainers (Whitehouse), introduced by Tommy Cockles, himself a parody of presenters of TV history. (Day)
- Chip Cobb, the Deaf Stuntman. (John Thompson)
- Louis Balfour, presenter of Jazz Club. (Thompson)
- Ken and Kenneth, the "Suit you!" tailors (bombard potential customers with suggestions about their private life). (Whitehouse & Williams)
- 'You Ain't Seen Me, Right?'. (Williams)
- The irritating rambler. (Whitehouse)
- The 13th Duke of Wymbourne, posh, rumpled dinner jacketed, cigar smoker, finds himself in unsuitable places. (Whitehouse)
- Carl Hooper, Australian presenter of That's Amazing. (Day)
- Billy Bleach, pub know-it-all who gets it all wrong. (Day)
- Archie the pub bore. (Whitehouse)
- Checkout Girl, who comments on every purchase. (Caroline Aherne)
- John Actor, who plays Monkfish, the tough uncompromising cop. (Day)
- Johnny Nice Painter, who goes insane at the mention of the colour black. (Higson)
- Geoffrey Norman MP, the Tory politician who denies everything. (Higson)
- Simon & Lindsay, The Offroaders, filmed by their friend Baz while they try impressive extreme sports, but fail to hide the fact that they're crap. (Higson & Whitehouse)
- Insecure Woman, Does my bum look big in this?\ (Weir)
- Janine Carr, teenage mum with a unique world outlook
- Patrick Nice (Williams), a man who has amazing luck, but remains very calm. Wins lottery twice in a row, and sees R.E.M perform an impromptu concert at the ceremony where his son is awarded the nobel price for chemistry
- Ron Manager, nonsense talking football pundit (Whitehouse)
- Roy & Renée (Thompson & Aherne), endless chattering from Renée
- Swiss Toni, a car salesman who compares everything to making love to a beautiful woman (Higson)
- Unlucky Alf (Whitehouse), the lonely old pensioner for whom nothing ever goes right. Often says "Awww bugger!"