Internet slang
People who use the Internet and World Wide Web have made up so many words it can seem like they use their own language. Words like this are called slang. Some words are new, like blog and wiki. Some common words like mail (to mean email) or news (to mean netnews) compare older ways of communicating to ways with a computer.There are many mixed metaphors in computer slang. For instance boot, net, web, link have usual meanings about feet, fish, spiders and chains. When used in relation to computers, they are part of this net jargon. Words like site, chat or mail also have parallel meanings in the net and World Wide Web environment. Many net users claim that the use of the term community is appropriate to describe a social network on the net, while others claim it is another dual-meaning word.
Some verbs and adjectives have been created to describe things that only happen on the net:
- To flame - (verb) To send angry, obnoxious, or insulting messages, usually repeatedly, in chat rooms, on forums, over instant messaging services (like AOL Instant Messenger), or in e-mail
- Flaming - (adjective) Angry, obnoxious, or insulting text online
- To ping - (verb) To send a signal to another computer and see how long it takes to go to the computer and come back
Many are shorthands for well-worn phrases or idioms, or for emotional states or levels of certainty. Most of these are not actually acronyms as they cannot be said in the way they are written. But some people still call them acronyms. Some of them have been made up because they mean you do not have to type as much. You can also write them in lower case letters.
- AFAIC --- "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care"
- AFAIK --- "as far as I know"
- AFAIR --- "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
- AFK --- "away from keyboard"
- BBL --- "be back later"
- BFD --- "big fucking deal"
- BRB --- "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).
- BTW --- "by the way"
- C|N>K --- a Unix-ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"
- cya --- "see you", used as a goodbye.
- CYA --- "Cover your ass" - A phrase used in corporate world to not become a victim of blame-game
- CYS --- "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.
- FAQ --- "Frequently Asked Question"
- FFS --- "for fuck's sake!"
- FYI --- "for your information"
- G2G --- "got to go". Used in chatrooms.
- GAGF --- "go and get fucked"
- GFY --- "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.
- GG --- "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish.
- HAND --- "have a nice day"
- HTH --- "hope this helps"
- IANAL --- "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.
- IANARS --- "I am not a rocket scientist"
- IC --- "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games.
- ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know."
- IIRC --- "if I recall correctly"
- IMHO --- "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"
- IMO --- "in my opinion"
- IMNSHO --- "in my not-so-humble opinion"
- IRC --- "Internet Relay Chat"
- IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.
- IYDMMA --- "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"
- JJ or JK --- "just joking", "just kidding"
- Joo --- synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.
- JOOC --- "just out of curiosity"
- k --- short for "OK"
- l8r --- a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later"
- LIEK --- synonym of like, as in "I like that website".
- LMAO --- "laughing my ass off"
- LOL --- "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)
- MYOB --- "mind your own business"
- NM --- "never mind"
- NOYB --- "none of your business"
- OIC --- "oh, I see"
- OMG --- Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"
- OMFG --- Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"
- OMFL --- Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"
- OOC --- "out-of-character". Used on MUDs and other role-playing games. Also, "out of curiosity."
- OT --- "off topic"
- PFO --- "please fuck off"
- PITA --- "pain in the ass"
- prog --- "computer program" (progz in plural)
- prolly --- contracted form of "probably"
- plz --- shorthand spelling of "please"
- Pwn --- step up of the word own. To "Pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "Pwned by something" means to be dominated by it.
- R --- shorthand spelling of "are"
- RL --- "real life". Used in MUD settings.
- ROTFL or ROFL --- "rolling on the floor laughing" (a reply to something extremely amusing).
- ROTFLMAO or ROFLMAO --- "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
- RTFM --- "read the fucking manual" (often sanitized to "read the fine manual"). The frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.
- RTFM-A --- "read the fucking manual AGAIN" :)
- STFU --- "shut the fuck up"
- thx --- shorthand spelling of "thanks" - this can be combined into "kthx" (OK, thanks), "plzkthx" (Please, OK, thanks), and "kthxbye" (OK, thanks, goodbye)
- TIA --- "thanks in advance"
- TTYL --- "talk to you later"
- U --- a shorthand spelling of "you"
- WDUWTA --- "what do u wanna talk about?"
- WTF --- "what the fuck?"
- YMMV --- "Your mileage may vary" (you may see different results)
- w00t --- exclamation of excitement or happiness. (short for woohoo)
- X > * --- definition of something [X] is better than everything [*].
- <3 --- "love" (made from the ASCII-art heart between the less than symbol and the three). Ex: I <3 you.
- newbie --- a new user. Not a pejorative term (but see RTFM, preceding).
- noob --- a new user. Also spelled n00b, with two zeroes rather than two O's (see leet)
- cluebie --- a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.
- FAQ --- frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.
- guru --- an expert in some technical topic, such as as C programming or Unix system administration
- troll --- an attempt to provoke a response (as in fishing) - that is often applied to mean a person who deliberately stirs up "trouble".
- lurker --- one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.
- flamer --- one who 'flames'; To rant on about some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude or with hostility towards a particular person or group of people. "Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this"), a flame is a single flaming message. Also is likely to relate to the term lamer.
- addy for address (addys is the plural)
- pic for picture (pics or pix is the plural)
- prolly for probably
Net jargon (like any jargon - see especially military jargon) can be used to intimidate, confuse, or gain power over those who do not understand it well.
Internet writing is, by its nature, difficult to interpret, especially in chatrooms or on instant messaging, because much of it is quickly input, and many assume, falsely, their audience knows their body language. For instance; a LOL may be taken as genuine laughter or sarcasm, or as "whatever, stay away from me." So, for the sake of accurate and easily understandable communication, it is best to be as explicit as possible and make an effort to get your point across. Smilies such as :) can also be used to clarify emotional intent in internet messages.
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